Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Johny Hendricks pisses in Sean Shelby's Cheerios, set to face Paulo Borrachinha

Johny Hendricks has been struggling after the loss of his welterweight belt. He has lost 4 out of his last 5 fights.  He has missed weight on multiple occasions and he missed weight most recently against Tim Boetsch at UFC Fight Night 112 Chiesa vs Lee, even after moving up to the middleweight division. It has been reported that after this loss, Johny Hendricks, called Dana White which he couldn't reach.  At this point he left a message telling Dana to go "Fuck Himself" then making a loud honking noise saying "This is Big Rig".  Then according to sources Johny Hendricks then sneaked into match makers Sean Shelby's house early in the morning.  He then began to urinate in the match maker's bowl of cereal.  Now it has been announced that Johny Hendricks would be facing Paulo Borrachinha.  Paulo is undefeated at 10-0 with 9 KO's and 1 Submission.




Johny Hendricks was asked by MMA Rants and Odds Cracker about the fight

MMA Odds Cracker: Johnny what do you think about your next fight.

Hendricks Who am I fighting?

MMA Odds Cracker: Paulo Borrachinha

Hendricks: Fuck!



*The details and interview of this article have been dramatized for comedic affect